Red Sea Heat Wave – Below 100m | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	170	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Players Killed by Monsters:	7325

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Emeralds Found:	3458
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchantments Applied:	159	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1778
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	678	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Animals Bred:	83
Players Killed by Monsters:	3455	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Potions Brewed:	48	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Runes Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1039	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	90	Dragon Eggs Found:	1836
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7891
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13