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Don’t be the only one making plans and managing schedules, let our server take the wheel and give you the relaxation and peace you deserve. Join now and leave your slow, undressed partner behind – it’s your birthday, after all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Farms Harvested: 164 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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