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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mines Excavated: 2294
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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