Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3208 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2906 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 76 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.
So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.
So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.
Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 4046 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
