Come have fun with us, invite your friends to the server so that little by little we become more and more little people…
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 153 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2309 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 454 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Potions Brewed: | 187 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!
So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
