Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Villages Defended: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Alter – Modern Minecraft Server

    Crafty Alter – Modern Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a Servant in Fate/Grand Order? Well, look no further because our server is like a Lostbelt adventure on steroids! Join us on this epic journey where you can mine for materials like you’re on a quest for rare Servant ascension items.

    Our server is so lit, it’s like participating in a Singularity Repair Support Campaign, but instead of fixing timelines, you’ll be fixing up your virtual world with epic builds and redstone contraptions. And don’t worry about getting lost, our community is as helpful as Mash Kyrielight guiding you through a tough boss battle.

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Minecraft Order? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Zen Browser Minecraft SMP

    Zen Browser Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be raided. But be careful, because the base is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s music.

    Secondly, we have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, huggable creatures who just want to be your friend. And if you manage to tame one, they’ll follow you around and explode in a shower of confetti whenever you defeat a boss mob.

    And lastly, we have a weekly event called “The Great Chicken Race” where players must ride on the backs of chickens and race through a maze filled with obstacles. The winner gets a special prize of a golden chicken statue that poops out diamonds every hour.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4328

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SisGrowUpCraft

    SisGrowUpCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience more sibling rivalry than you can handle.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics. Witness the epic saga of Jamie and Jordyn, two brothers torn apart by family drama. From cheating scandals to paternity tests, this server has it all.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness intense arguments, jealousy-fueled fights, and even a wish for someone’s demise. It’s like watching a reality TV show, but with creepers and zombies.

    So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a Shakespearean play, join us now! Just remember, in this server, family drama is not just a side plot – it’s the main event.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RedFlagSMP: DatingDisasters

    RedFlagSMP: DatingDisasters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken Queen, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Villages Defended: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyLifeHacks

    CraftyLifeHacks
    Have you ever wished you could go back in time and learn the secrets of the universe before it was too late? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and uncover the ancient mysteries of the blocky world, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes that will blow your mind (literally).

    Our server is home to the legendary Professor Blockenstein, who will teach you everything you need to know about surviving and thriving in this pixelated paradise. From building epic castles to taming wild wolves, there’s no limit to what you can achieve with his guidance.

    So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the secrets of the universe…or at least have a good laugh trying!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Nasrallah’s Hideout Minecraft Server

    Nasrallah’s Hideout Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have spies from all over the world keeping us informed of all the juicy gossip! like that time an Iranian spy told Israel about Nasrallah’s secret trip to Beirut! we have top secret missions, crazy alliances, and tons of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most thrilling minecraft server ever!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8477 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PixelPuncherCraft

    PixelPuncherCraft
    Yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! Picture this: a machete-armed man running around with a Palestinian flag, causing chaos and mayhem in Germany. But wait, it gets even wilder – he’s not just attacking people, he’s also setting fires and ramming into things like a maniac!

    If you want to experience the thrill of dodging machetes while trying to build your dream castle, then this is the server for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even be lucky enough to witness the machete man in action and join in on the madness.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any machete-wielding maniacs. Happy crafting!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • 12 Hour Video Essays Minecraft Server

    12 Hour Video Essays Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being called a noob for liking mainstream things? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of the outside world! Our community is filled with players who understand the true value of a diamond sword and won’t judge you for building a dirt house. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will trade you enchanted items for your most embarrassing childhood secrets. Join now and become part of the coolest, most misunderstood group of gamers in the universe!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending your summer outside in the sun like a peasant? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the horrors of nature! Join us for the “30+ threadSummer is finally over edition” where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise filled with blocky adventures.

    Why should you join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Ender Dragon Whisperer”, who has tamed the mighty beast and rides it around like a majestic steed. Join our SMP and maybe, just maybe, you’ll have the chance to challenge this mysterious player to a duel and claim the title of Dragon Master for yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no going back – but who would want to leave when there’s so much fun to be had?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CreeperMomma’sKidsNo!

    CreeperMomma’sKidsNo!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

    Do you have a sibling who loves to throw shade at you? Well, on our server, we encourage sibling rivalry! Build a house together, only to have your sibling blow it up with TNT. It’s all in good fun, right?

    Feeling anxious like your sister? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is full of foreign language-speaking NPCs that will trigger your anxiety at every turn. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

    And if you’re worried about being a bad parent, fear not! Our server will teach you valuable parenting skills, like not coddling your kids to the point where they can’t function in the real world. Trust us, your future hypothetical children will thank you.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who needs therapy when you have virtual chaos to distract you?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SubredditBotFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    SubredditBotFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, villagers that tell hilarious jokes, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of rainbow-colored sheep – because nothing says safety like a flock of flying sheep! So why join our SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 New Chunks Explored: 60110
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyLove: Digging for Diamonds

    CraftyLove: Digging for Diamonds
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you stumble upon a rare pink sheep and it turns out to be your soulmate!

    Our server is filled with green flags that show this relationship is meant to be serious, like when you build a castle together and realize you both have a knack for interior decorating.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the love (and creepers) flow!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NasrallahsNook – Party in the Middle East

    NasrallahsNook – Party in the Middle East
    lol come join our minecraft server where we celebrate the most random things like the killing of Nasrallah in the Middle East! we have parties in Syria and Iran, it’s a real hoot! join us for some blocky fun and chaotic shenanigans. who knew mining and crafting could be so wild? come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Lost Art Gallery

    Lost Art Gallery
    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual art museum but wit a twist. we got all da sickest builds from da most mysterious builders in da world. like, imagine how many masterpieces from unknown artists were lost to history – art we’ll never even know existed. but on dis server, we got it all, from giant pixel art to insane redstone contraptions. u gotta join and witness da beauty, man. plus, rumor has it dat da server is haunted by da ghost of a creeper who only blows up builds dat suck. so u better bring ur A game or else u might get haunted by a ghostly explosion. join now and become a part of da legend, bro!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Chihiro’s Brown Hair Minecraft Server

    Chihiro’s Brown Hair Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by Chihiros and Chihayas on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only allow players with fivehead girls with brown hair named Gertrude or Mildred! Why? Because we believe in breaking stereotypes and embracing the uniqueness of all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

    Join our server for a chance to participate in epic quests where you must battle giant chickens armed with diamond swords, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that grant you the power to turn into a unicorn for five minutes.

    So why settle for the same old Chihiro-filled servers when you can join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many cookies)? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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