Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Star Shards Collected: 107 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • InsomniaCraft SMP

    InsomniaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

    But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

    SnackCraft: Movie Munchies
    Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SpeedyData Minecraft Server

    SpeedyData Minecraft Server
    join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 68 Magic Items Found: 3736
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NukeBlockerCraft

    NukeBlockerCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3443 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

    Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

    Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

    So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

    Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!
    Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Mines Excavated: 2204
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

    RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

    So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

    > Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8484 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

    Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

    We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

    Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NoResortNoGirlfriend

    NoResortNoGirlfriend
    Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

    Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 150 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Buildings Constructed: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Fart Space Odyssey

    Fart Space Odyssey
    LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

    BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    No-Griefing Policy Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
    Economy System Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
    World Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
    Plugins Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

    A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

    Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

    A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

    Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

    A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

    Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

    A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 260106
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • 99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

    99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux
    Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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