Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

    Doughnut Hole Tornadoes
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

    Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 63 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

    New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

    And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’
    Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Crops Grown: 4630 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

    MomOwesMeDadPaysUp
    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

    🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

    🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

    SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

    Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

    Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyRichPlayz

    CraftyRichPlayz
    Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

    ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships
    So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

    But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3183 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Breaking News: Minecraft Server

    Breaking News: Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

    Storm Minecraft SMP Plan
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Crops Grown: 6537
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your virtual blocks just like you would name your real-life baby!

    Join our server and let your creativity flow as you name your blocks with the most outrageous names like Elizabeth, Hannah, Rosemary, and Francesca for girls, and James, Edward, Patrick, and Michael for boys.

    But be warned, our server comes with a twist – if you don’t choose the names suggested by our resident baby name expert (who has a list of names saved up for her own children that she’ll never have), you might just cause a family feud like never before!

    So come on over and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with the pressure of naming your blocks just right. Will you choose to follow the suggested names or will you stand your ground and name your blocks whatever you please? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama awaits!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Villages Defended: 15
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mines Excavated: 3581

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP

    LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the hard way that creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your pet! We have a thriving community of players who have all bonded over the traumatic experience of accidentally blowing up their own house with TNT. But don’t worry, our resident redstone expert can help you build a trap so elaborate that even the most seasoned griefer won’t see it coming. So come join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a pig with a saddle and always carrying a bucket of water in case you accidentally fall into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Villages Defended: 13
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition

    MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition
    Remember that time when you were just a wee little blocky baby, trying to navigate your way through the pixelated world of Minecraft? Well, imagine if that world was filled with unicorns riding on rainbow creepers, flying pigs dropping diamond blocks, and villagers breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server – a wacky wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Join us for epic adventures, wild parties, and the chance to become the ultimate blocky badass. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make memories that will make your earliest memory look like a snooze fest in comparison.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Emeralds Found: 3854
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • LumberCraftersUnited

    LumberCraftersUnited
    come join our minecraft server where deforestation is ‘roaring back’ like a lion on steroids! we promise to destroy all the trees in sight, just like those 140 countries vowed to end destruction but failed miserably.

    our server is like a wild jungle, except we chop down all the trees for fun and make tree houses out of their remains. join us for a tree-mendous time and watch as the world burns around us (not really, it’s just minecraft, chill).

    who needs oxygen anyway? come breathe in the fumes of our burning forests and experience the thrill of deforestation like never before. we promise you won’t beleaf how much fun you’ll have!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Magic Items Found: 2458

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ZapCraft: No Brain Damage

    ZapCraft: No Brain Damage
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy cool thing where you can, like, electrocute yourself in the game, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe! Our totally legit study shows that there’s, like, no damage to your brain cells or anything. It’s, like, a wild ride, dude. So come join us and zap yourself into a whole new world of fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ores Mined: 2552 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 285
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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