Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Emeralds Found: 9404

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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