Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

    DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!
    Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

    Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • WhaleSpyCraft

    WhaleSpyCraft
    come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Emeralds Found: 3511

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

    Totally Processed Toddler Food Land
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • 🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

    🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

    Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Description Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
    Mods All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
    Goal To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
    Age Requirement Players must be 18 years or older.
    Expectations Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition? This server is for Bedrock edition.
    What kind of environment can I expect on this server? A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
    Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
    What mods are available on this server? All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
    How can I join the server? You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

    ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP
    Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BreakfastBrosCraft

    BreakfastBrosCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

    Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

    But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

    So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

    MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server
    lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Crops Grown: 8860 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

    CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops
    lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

    if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

    our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DuoCraft: Memorable & Fun

    DuoCraft: Memorable & Fun
    come join our epic minecraft server where duos are more memorable than trios! why settle for three when you can have two and make it twice as fun?! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. we have a secret underground base where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the chickens. join us and witness the epic battle of the farm animals! our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Brain Block Server

    Brain Block Server
    LOL come join our minecraft server cuz we got the most lit brain connectivity across 86 brain regions, just like those suicidal peeps in that study! we got mood and anxiety disorders for days, so if you wanna feel like you’re in a science experiment while playing minecraft, this is the place for you! plus, we got over 500 people running around, some with mental health conditions and some without, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into! join now for a brain-bending good time!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Poland Craft Minecraft Server

    Poland Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and Polish culture? Then look no further, because our server is like Deus Ex, but with a twist – it’s set in Poland!

    Join us for epic quests where you must uncover the secrets of the ancient Polish civilization, battle against evil mobs inspired by Polish folklore, and maybe even discover the legendary pierogi recipe that grants immortality (or at least really good buffs).

    But be warned, not everything is as it seems in this alternate reality version of Poland. You might encounter a talking potato, stumble upon a disco party in a haunted castle, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most uniquely Polish Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Macro Micro Minecraft SMP

    Macro Micro Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP is here to give you the heeby-jeebies! Join us for a wild ride filled with haunted mansions, ghostly mobs, and jump scares around every corner.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to spook unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate ghost hunter?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of being chased by zombies in pumpkin costumes, we also offer exclusive in-game events like the annual Pumpkin Carving Contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a haunted server farm that’s rumored to be built on top of an ancient burial ground? Spooky, right?

    So come on down to our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP and prepare to have the fright of your life! Just make sure to bring a spare pair of diamond armor because things are about to get real creepy up in here.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • WeddingDressDrama

    WeddingDressDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of preserving sentimental items, just like this player’s wedding dress! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about someone asking to borrow your diamond armor for their big day.

    On our server, we have a special “Sentimental Items Preservation Society” where we honor the memories attached to your most prized possessions. No need to lend out your enchanted sword or rare items to save someone a few diamonds – we’ve got your back!

    So come join us on this server where we respect your boundaries and understand the value of your in-game treasures. And remember, on our server, it’s all about keeping the peace and having a good time without any drama over borrowed items.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PretendRichKidMC SMP

    PretendRichKidMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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