Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

    This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlockBusterJoy

    BlockBusterJoy
    Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

    So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Mines Excavated: 4724
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

    PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

    We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

    Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform BEDROCK

    Overview:

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

    What We’re Not:

    If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

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    Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

    FAQ

    1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

    Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

    2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

    We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

    3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

    As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

    4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

    We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

    5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

    Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Germans Like This Minecraft Server

    Germans Like This Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

    I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

    BdayBlunder Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DoggoElevatorDrama

    DoggoElevatorDrama
    Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

    Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

    Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NoobNostalgia

    NoobNostalgia
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Battlefront1800

    Battlefront1800
    come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 658 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 New Chunks Explored: 816597
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 167 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3206 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 156790 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

    Bootylicious Minecraft SMP
    Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

    DadCraft: The Lecture Hall
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

    Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6162
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

    BrickBucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

    So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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