Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

25th birthday, alone, amusement park, BdayBlunder, Birthday, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, hurt feelings, Leave, Minecraft, Plans, relationship, roller coaster, Screwed Up, Server, Understanding, Upset, vacation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5833	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ores Mined:	9264	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NoobNostalgia

amazement, anticipation, Awe, discovery, emotional connection, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fascination, first love, Happiness, Innocence, joy, longing, Magic, NoobNostalgia, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, sentimentality, Thrill, Wonder

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6291
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crops Grown:	8828
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Farms Harvested:	910	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mines Excavated:	4755

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5984
Void Armor Forged:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7665	Magic Items Found:	3763
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	257
Crops Grown:	2822	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyMind

BlockyMind, critical thinking, deep thoughts, overlooked issues, philosophical musings, questioning society, societal apathy, societal blind spots, societal complacency, societal ignorance, societal indifference, societal norms, unpopular opinions

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Farms Harvested:	922	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2073	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.