Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

    Bootylicious Minecraft SMP
    Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 81 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

    DadCraft: The Lecture Hall
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

    Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

    BrickBucks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

    So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 138 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6899 Buildings Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • TinyPeevesMC

    TinyPeevesMC
    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP Minecraft Server

    We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

    We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

    Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

    Store: Planet SMP | Home

    Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

    Join today! Don’t miss out!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
    Is there a cost to play on the server? No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
    What activities are available on the server? Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
    Can I purchase items with real money? No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Fake Polls Minecraft Server

    Fake Polls Minecraft Server
    Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • / Brit Minecraft SMP

    / Brit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5496 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockyMind

    BlockyMind
    Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

    BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!
    u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Digimon General Minecraft Server

    Digimon General Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

    And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1866 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Crops Grown: 3328 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

    ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

    2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

    3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

    4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

    DadGoneCoworkerSnitch
    Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8054 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 1113
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

    AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9169
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

    BlockyParliament Minecraft Server
    so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Runes Activated: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Ores Mined: 3970 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

    TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024
    join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

    we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

    if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

    don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 New Chunks Explored: 229002
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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