Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PhaseCrazeCraft

    PhaseCrazeCraft
    Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

    From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

    Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

    join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

    plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Crops Grown: 8205 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

    No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

    Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Enchantments Applied: 86
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

    & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion
    Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

    Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

    We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 133 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NoTrespassingZone

    NoTrespassingZone
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

    Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Towns Built: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyHacksMC

    CraftyHacksMC
    Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

    Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Emeralds Found: 7002 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

    Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset
    IP reunionsmp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

    Overview:

    This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Features:

    • Community Decided Features
    • Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
    • A Robust Claim System
    • Homes
    • Paid Cosmetics
    • Graves
    • Discord Connectivity
    • Some Vanilla Tweaks
    • A Player Economy

    Market:

    The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

    Ranks:

    We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Admin – Splooshium

    FAQ:

    Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market? Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
    Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
    Question: How can I access the server’s claim system? Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Crops Grown: 3913 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

    Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

    This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockBusterJoy

    BlockBusterJoy
    Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

    So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Magic Items Found: 5475
    Dragons Tamed: 7 New Chunks Explored: 412639
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

    PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Villages Defended: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 196 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

    We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

    Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform BEDROCK

    Overview:

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

    What We’re Not:

    If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

    Join Our Discord

    Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

    FAQ

    1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

    Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

    2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

    We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

    3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

    As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

    4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

    We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

    5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

    Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8470 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Germans Like This Minecraft Server

    Germans Like This Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Mines Excavated: 2849
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

    I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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