Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
New Chunks Explored: 977513 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 44

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

    RussianRaiders Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NukeCraftPeacePrize

    NukeCraftPeacePrize
    yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where japanese atomic bomb survivors have won the nobel peace prize and are now ruling the land with their epic building skills and mad survival tactics. we got explosions galore and radiation power-ups that will make your head spin. join us for a blast (pun intended) and see if you can survive in this wacky world where anything goes. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky References Only

    Blocky References Only
    so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

    join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1315 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

    Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers
    So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dimension Hops: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

    Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

    Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

    CREATE YOUR WORLD!

    There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

    World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

    RULE YOUR WORLD!

    Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

    Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

    EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

    To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

    Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

    MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

    We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

    50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

    RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

    Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

    Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Crops Grown: 7680 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • New Underwear Minecraft Server

    New Underwear Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ores Mined: 9048
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Good Morning Minecraft SMP

    Good Morning Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

    Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 397276 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

    BlockPartyNudesGoneWild
    Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty20XX

    Crafty20XX
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

    BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!
    LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Gods Slained: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9545 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Fruit Salad with Beets

    Fruit Salad with Beets
    come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

    we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

    our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

    join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

    BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!
    come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

    if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SlopCraft Minecraft Server

    SlopCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

    Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

    From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Emeralds Found: 5312
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • 5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

    5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 217
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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