Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Runes Activated: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Villages Defended: 10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • TankShellCraft

    TankShellCraft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have tanks shooting tank shells but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Watch out for those pesky UNIFIL forces trying to ruin our blocky paradise, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that explodes on command! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blow up some blocks together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Teen Wellbeing Friends Server

    Teen Wellbeing Friends Server
    so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

    HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version 1.21.1
    Server Type Free Roam
    Platform Paper
    Rules No rules, but behave nicely
    Availability 24/7, open to public
    Admin Recruitment Can recruit admins to keep it friendly if needed/wanted

    FAQ

    Q: Can I hack on the server?

    A: Preferably no hacking allowed on the server.

    Q: How often is the server monitored by admins?

    A: The server owner may not be on often due to work commitments, but admins may be recruited to help monitor the server.

    Q: What is the server IP to join?

    A: The server IP is 108.181.241.178:25569

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Falling into the Void: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky fella loves to boogie down and will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. How cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Fear Europe Minecraft SMP

    Fear Europe Minecraft SMP
    because the most chaotic Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join our server if you dare to face off against a group of players who are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. But beware, our community is also known for their mischievous pranks, like the time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with exploding sheep. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, come join us and see if you can make it out alive (and with your sanity intact)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • StepmomNotAnIncentive Minecraft Server

    StepmomNotAnIncentive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world where changing your name is as easy as crafting a diamond sword.

    Imagine a world where stepmoms try to convince you to change your name as a Christmas gift, where babysitters are hired just to make you love them, and where being called “spoiled and bratty” is just another day in the blocky paradise.

    So come on in and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with! Just remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, even if your stepmom disagrees.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BabysitBrosSILBILAITA

    BabysitBrosSILBILAITA
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets fertility treatments!

    Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!

    Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!

    And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?

    So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • UniqCraft SMP: Stand Out!

    UniqCraft SMP: Stand Out!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of gold blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server. We have a strict “no dirt hut” policy because we believe in only the most extravagant and outrageous builds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond gear. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and uncover their secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 460 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Zombie Dances: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockPartyCraft

    BlockPartyCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a drama-free zone! We once had a player who kept stealing everyone’s diamonds, so we banished them to the Nether and they were never seen again. Join us for a chance to make new friends, build epic creations, and maybe even uncover the secret of the elusive Ender Dragon. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So why wait? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • RunetRogue Minecraft Server

    RunetRogue Minecraft Server
    LOL ukraine be like “nope u cant access Runet” but we be like “join our server and access ALL the nets!” this rogue VPN operator be wild, like a Minecraft creeper on steroids. join us for the ultimate online adventure, where you can mine diamonds while dodging Ukrainian authorities. who needs Runet when you can have FUNet on our server? come join the chaos and let’s see who can outsmart the VPN police!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Emeralds Found: 617 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Sellner’s Block Party

    Sellner’s Block Party
    lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Heart Stopper Server

    Heart Stopper Server
    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Sticky Silk Server

    Sticky Silk Server
    COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE SPIDER-MAN INSPIRED STICKY SILK FIBERS THAT CAN LIFT 80 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT! IMAGINE SWINGING THROUGH THE MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE A TRUE SUPERHERO, PICKING UP OBJECTS WITH OUR AMAZING WEB-SLINGING TECHNOLOGY.

    OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Worst Minecraft Server Ever

    Worst Minecraft Server Ever
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

    Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

    Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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