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| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.
so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8179 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.
oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.
so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!
So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?
But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?
Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 139 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 240 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!
But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.
So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
We promise you won’t be judged for your outfit choices, whether you’re dressed as a devil or a blocky unicorn. Our server is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild. Plus, we have special events where you can show off your best costumes and win epic prizes!
So come on over and join the party! Who knows, you might even run into a group of trick-or-treating creepers or a clubbing Enderman. It’s a Halloween extravaganza like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. See you there, costume controversy and all!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!
Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.
So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 83 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
