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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3618 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8291 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.