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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 674 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.