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| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!
Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!
Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 224 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 336 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).
So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2533 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 365 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 175 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.
Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 164 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3243 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?
Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?
So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?
Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?
Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!
So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 120 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).
So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Animals Bred: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Crops Grown: | 9536 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
