so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Secret Passages Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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