Pvptime | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCringe

changing behaviors, CraftyCringe, cringeworthy actions, cringeworthy habits, cultural embarrassments, cultural practices, cultural shifts, embarrassing habits, embarrassing rituals, embarrassing trends, evolving norms, future embarrassment, future regrets, future shame, modern embarrassments, outdated behaviors, outdated customs, social faux pas, societal changes, societal evolution, societal norms

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	496
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

CraftyCommieKOsPutin

Attack, CASUALTIES, Commander, Conflict, CraftyCommieKOsPutin, deadly, eastern europe, escalation, injured, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Reports, russia ukraine, Russian, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Emeralds Found:	3052
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!

Test Result Trouble Server

Access, April 2021, Clarity, Communication, confusion, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, INFORMATION, law, legislation, Medical, patient empowerment, Patients, Recommendations, result.., Server, standard reports, test, test results, Trouble, Understanding, worry

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4777

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, activities, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Easy Progression, Features, Guards, Ip:, non-op, non-p2w, og, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Version, Website

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2349	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: What kind of events can players participate in?

A: Players can participate in PvP events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Are there any in-game rewards for fishing?

A: Yes, players can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

Q: Are there any plans to add Guards to the server?

A: Yes, Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

1.20.4, abortion clinics, antidepressants, atheism, Christianity, critical race theory, disability advocates, economics professors, English language, Explorers, gay pride parades, GDP growth, gender affirming surgeries, guild, Immigrants, ISLAND, McDonalds, plastic toys, pornography, queer theory, Rap Music, Stock Markets, Traveling, video games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

country culture, cultural attitudes, cultural behavior, cultural beliefs, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural toxicity, cultural toxicity in communities, cultural toxicity in nations, cultural toxicity in society, cultural toxicity in the world, Cultural traditions, cultural values, harmful culture, negative culture, smp, societal toxicity, toxic culture, ToxicCultureMC

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Votes:	516
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

KruglenkoeCraft Minecraft Server

Ambush, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly, Defeat, Defense, frontline report, Geopolitics, International, Kruglenkoe, KruglenkoeCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean forces, RETALIATION, russia, Server, SKIRMISH, strategy, Ukrainian trap, WARFARE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then u gotta join our server, where we have the most intense battles u can imagine.

imagine this: u and ur friends are exploring a mysterious cave when suddenly, u stumble upon a secret portal that transports u to a world where North Korean forces are battling Ukrainian soldiers near Russia’s Kruglenkoe. u gotta choose a side and fight for ur life in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! we have hidden treasures, magical creatures, and even a talking llama who will guide u on ur quest. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. don’t miss out on the action, join now!

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

Assassination, BALKANS, Barricades, Conflict, death, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, extremism, international relations, kosovo, KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, Militia, nationalism, News, paramilitary group, Political unrest, Radicalism, Serbian Chetnik, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dementia Risk Server

Aging population, cognitive decline, Crafty, dementia, dementia development, dementia prevention, dementia risk, education level, health disparities, mental health, neurological disorders, POVERTY, poverty and dementia, poverty consequences, poverty correlation, poverty effects, poverty impact, poverty research, poverty risk, reduced attainment, Risk, risk of dementia, Server, socioeconomic status

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be like, super smart? well, this server is the place for u! join us and u will be so smart u will never forget where u put ur diamonds! plus, if u join, u will be protected from the evil dementia monsters that try to steal ur brain cells. so come on, join us and become the smartest player in all of minecraft!

Eco Craft Haven 1.20

Craft, Eco, Haven

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a party in your brain? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a galaxy of cheese!

You’ll be mining diamonds while jamming out to sick beats from DJ Creepers, who will blow your mind with his sick drops and explosive tunes.

And get this, our PvP arena is like a battle royale on steroids, with players duking it out with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you question if you’re even in the same dimension anymore.

Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a pair of Enderman’s pants, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience a virtual world that’s more bonkers than a chicken wearing a top hat!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

Accountability, advocacy, autism, behavior management, Boundaries, BroBros, Communication, compassion, consequences, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, Honesty, intervention, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, special needs, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Looking for a place where you can get away with anything and everything? Look no further!

Join us for a wild ride filled with fake Facebook accounts, school shooting jokes (totally hilarious, right?), and fat-shaming your relatives. Our players are experts at pushing boundaries and getting away with it all, just like Dean!

But that’s not all – we also have cat bullying, subtle parent antagonizing, and a whole lot of “I’m not being bad, right?” moments. Our community is all about pushing the limits and seeing just how far we can go without facing any consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troublemaker run wild, join us now! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – no matter how outrageous or controversial. See you there!

NoRoomForBrosGF

apartment living, brothers girlfriend, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, family expectations, Family Support, financial strain, living situation, long-term guest, lost job, NoRoomForBrosGF, personal comfort, personal space, privacy concerns, relationship boundaries, roommate conflict, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, support network, temporary living arrangement

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	846

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space and privacy! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about unwanted houseguests moving in for “at least 6 months” without your consent.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of your brother’s girlfriend taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place for those who value peace and quiet after a long day of mining and crafting.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family harmony. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story and stand up for your right to a drama-free gaming experience.

So, are you ready to join a community where boundaries are respected and crazy in-laws don’t invade your virtual home? Come on over and let’s build a world where you can game in peace!

AgeCraft: No More Adulting

adulting, AgeCraft, aging, arthritis, back pain, FATIGUE, forgetfulness, getting older, gray hair, health issues, hearing loss, Loneliness, loss of independence, Memory Loss, Menopause, mobility issues, Retirement, self esteem, slowing down, societal expectations, vision loss, wrinkles

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Tired of adulting and responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of growing older and frolic in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated castle! Say goodbye to bills and deadlines, and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual paradise.

Our server is so epic, even time itself is jealous! Rumor has it that players who join our server never age a day, thanks to the magical properties of our enchanted blocks. You’ll be forever young and carefree, just like Peter Pan but with better graphics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where players can take a dip and emerge looking 10 years younger. Forget expensive skincare products and plastic surgery, all you need is a diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of growing older. Who needs wrinkles and gray hairs when you can have infinite diamonds and creeper explosions instead?

PortCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, Attacks, Defense, Drones, Economy, international relations, Leningrad Oblast, Military, Minecraft, port security, PortCraft, russia, russia news, sea trade ports, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Surveillance, Technology, Trade, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING RUSSIA’S SEA PORTS, but in a fun way, not like in real life, lol. join us and help defend against the drone invasion while building your own epic base. who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitical? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. come join us now before the drones take over everything, including your mom’s house.

Players:	103/600	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7