so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6908
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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