so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Astral Projections Made: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
Void Armor Forged: 21 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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