so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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