so, like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t down with your cray-cray peace conditions, putin”. come join our minecraft server where we reject all absurd conditions like having to mine diamonds with a spoon or build a house out of slime blocks. we only do epic builds and pvp battles here, no nonsense allowed. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, so come join if you dare! #herobrineapproved #putinsucks #minecraftmadness

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Curry Kingdom

    Crafty Curry Kingdom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous!

    Join us for insane adventures, where you can build a castle taller than a giant mushroom, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle mobs crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on glittery unicorns through enchanted forests, trade with villagers who speak in emojis, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of superhero moderators who will protect your builds like they’re made of diamond armor!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so wild, even Herobrine would be impressed!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8148 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2459
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros

    CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you!

    Join our server and become part of the elite group of players who are obsessed with indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers! Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of something exclusive and unique?

    Do you have a favorite vtuber who only has 499 viewers? No problem! As long as they are close to the mark and are a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they are welcome here!

    Check out our leaderboard of the top indie vtubers on our server. From Japanese sensations to rising stars, we have it all! And don’t worry, even if a corpo is involved, as long as they don’t own the talent’s IPs, they are fair game!

    Looking for some spicy content? We got you covered with our Twitch Clips Guide and VOD Archival Guide. Plus, indulge in some SEXY Koikatsu cards and our very own tiermaker to rank your favorite vtubers!

    Join us in celebrating chuuba birthdays and stay updated on upcoming events. And don’t forget to check out our official booru for all your vtuber needs!

    So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the wacky world of indie vtubers today! Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build your own UNICORN castle, ride on a RAINBOW llama, and battle evil DERPY zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary FLYING PIG boss, who drops enchanted bacon that gives you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden CHICKEN NUGGET temple, where you can trade nuggets for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!

    Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have scientifically proved that you can Return By Death! That’s right, if you die in the game, you will respawn and get another chance at life. No more rage quitting over losing your diamonds!

    But that’s not all, we also have no mass disclosures here. What does that mean? It means that your secrets are safe with us! No one will ever know about that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with TNT.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can respawn after death and keep your secrets safe? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player. So come on in and start building your wildest creations without any worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Villages Defended: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MineCrafty McFuckery

    MineCrafty McFuckery

    Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

    Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

    Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

    Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

    BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Magic Items Found: 5125 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TrippyCraft

    TrippyCraft
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

    So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Zombie Dances: 2
    Villages Defended: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

    TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Crops Grown: 9969
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

    BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

    Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

    Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky Booty Bash

    Blocky Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

    XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

    So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 66
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

    Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

    On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

    Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

    So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Crops Grown: 5911
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

    The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

    Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

    But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Animals Bred: 159 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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