u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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