u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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