Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

Beds, Biomes, Cities, community warps, Custom, Discord, Friendly, Friends, Haul, hibernating, Homes, Instructions, Join, LGBTQ, Link, Long, Minecraft, Mods, Patch, playercounts, Plugins, secret, Server, smp, sneaky, Support, Tpa, Veggie, veggies, verify, White, world boundary

Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCreeper69

alone, available.., CraftyCreeper69, DATING, flying solo, lonely, looking for love, love life, Relationship Status, relationship status update, single, single and fabulous, single and happy, single and independent, single and loving it, single and ready to mingle, single and thriving, Solo, solo journey, Solo Life, unattached

Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Crops Grown:	2420	Horror Stories Survived:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border security, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7496	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3433
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6110	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchantments Applied:	229
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	128	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	246	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	3566
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	109	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Farms Harvested:	185
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	861	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.