come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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