come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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