come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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