come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Emeralds Found: 700
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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