so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Alien Abductions: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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