hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Enchantments Applied: 268 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Villages Defended: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

    Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

    Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

    So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SisCraft: GreedySociopath

    SisCraft: GreedySociopath
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

    Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Ores Mined: 8555 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyMemory

    CraftyMemory
    Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

    We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

    Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

    So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyCrimeOilStrike

    CraftyCrimeOilStrike
    so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

    MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

    we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

    but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

    Our Minecraft Server has:

    SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

    The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

    Server advantages:

    Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

    Our website: https://twenture.ru

    Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

    Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9440 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

    Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

    2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

    5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

    Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Crops Grown: 3617
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

    MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard
    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

    Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

    Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Potions Brewed: 151

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SisterSueCraft

    SisterSueCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

    Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 4302
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

    ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

    But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

    Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CreeperCravings

    CreeperCravings
    Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Star Shards Collected: 64
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Youth Smoke-Free Zone

    Youth Smoke-Free Zone
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

    imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

    so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Potions Brewed: 24 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1047 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • No-Modding Minecraft Server

    No-Modding Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

    A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 302 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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