magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

    Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

    Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 505 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

    Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 413457 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

    CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3762 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Towns Built: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Bizarre Adventures

    Blocky Bizarre Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

    But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

    The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

    And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

    With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

    And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Banquet

    Blocky Banquet
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mines Excavated: 2019 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Dimension Hops: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

    Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels
    Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Game Over, Steve!

    Game Over, Steve!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

    2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

    3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

    4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

    So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Mines Excavated: 2767 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

    BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

    Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

    But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

    Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment
    Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

    We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Bois Club

    Blocky Bois Club
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

    CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 47

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

    Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

    Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

    But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

    YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

    Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

    But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

    And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

    ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Mines Excavated: 4816
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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