Pump SMP – For grown-ups who like their vanilla Minecraft served straight up!

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft
Version	1.21
Age restriction	18 and up only

BridalPartyDramaCraft

bachelorette party, bridal party, bridal party drama, BridalPartyDramaCraft, cousin conflict, family rift, friendship fallout, olive branch, reconciliation, wedding conflict, wedding controversy, wedding coordinator, wedding decision, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding fallout, Wedding guest, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding relationships, wedding stress

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of drama in your life like a bad soap opera? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only explosions are from creepers!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!

CraftyHabitz Minecraft SMP

Consistency, CraftyHabitz, daily routine, discipline, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habit improvement, healthy habits, life improvement, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this group of creepers started a dance party with me! It was so random but also so fun, like who knew creepers had such sick moves? And then I found out that the server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after dark, like what even is this place? It’s like a whole new world of craziness and I love it! Plus, the admins are like wizards or something because they can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe, it’s insane! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re zombies or skeletons), you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, I swear! #CreeperDancePartyFTW #RainbowPickaxeMagic #MinecraftMadness 🌈💎🕺🏻🧟‍♂️🎉

BelieveInUnicraft!

ancient civilizations, Astral Projection, belief in aliens, BelieveInUnicraft, bigfoot sightings, Chakras, conspiracy theories, Cryptids, Energy healing, Extraterrestrial contact, government cover-ups, law of attraction, parallel universes, past life regression, psychic abilities, Reincarnation, Remote viewing, telekinesis, the Mandela Effect, the power of manifestation, time travel

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3518
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	1990
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	11	Magic Items Found:	7054
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	7429	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

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