Pump SMP – For grown-ups who like their vanilla Minecraft served straight up!

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft
Version	1.21
Age restriction	18 and up only

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	109	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	220
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Villages Defended:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	965	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ores Mined:	8752	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	885480
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7897
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Star Shards Collected:	121
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mines Excavated:	1691
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

Agony, Cruel, Manipulation, mental anguish, mental torture, mind games, Minecraft, Music, Psychological, psychological warfare, relentless repetition, repeat, sadism, Sadistic, sadistic playlist, smp, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, tormenting music, tormenting song, torture, TortureTunes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3293
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

Accountability, comfort, Congress, congresscraft, Corruption, Crap, Democracy, dishonesty, Ethics, fear, Government, hearings, immunity, Justice, knowledge, law, oversight, Politics, power, Privilege, prosecution, transparency

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ores Mined:	7486
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!

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