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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Astral Projections Made: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ores Mined: 8823

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY