so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Star Shards Collected: 284
Epic Quests Completed: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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