so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Zombie Dances: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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