so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 14
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 293 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Emeralds Found: 1627
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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