Prosper SMP: Where griefing is encouraged, just kidding! (Not really)

Features	Tired of smp’s dying off
Community	Stable community for past few years
Discord	Encourages playing variety of games
Membership	Very welcoming to new members
Build Projects	Major build projects always underway
Rules	Light rules but no hackers or griefers allowed
Join Discord	Click here to join Discord

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

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Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	606585	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2966	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7937	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Buildings Constructed:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pants Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Crops Grown:	9454	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FetishCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	552823	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3077
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyComrades

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

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come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Zombie Dances:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

What is the IP for Bay Area Buggs Minecraft Server?

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Bay Area Buggs is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming and commentary videos. He rose to fame through his Grand Theft Auto V roleplay series and has since diversified his content to include a wide range of popular games. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his channel, Bay Area Buggs continues to entertain and engage audiences with his unique brand of humor and gaming expertise.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Emeralds Found:	7166
Buildings Constructed:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Perakees Survival

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JOIN: perakee.xyz MAP: http://perakee.xyz:8123/

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Soycraft: Where the soybeans battle it out with McMMO skills and Dynmap on Version 1.20.6!

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Server Information

Server IP	mc.soybooru.com
Version	1.20.6

New factions server with plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO and Dynmap. Come join because we would really like you to join and we are waiting for new players to bring the server back to life and such if you know what I mean.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO, and Dynmap.
Is the server looking for new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to bring the server back to life.
Can I join the server right now?	Yes, you can join the server using the provided IP address.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	787702

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Prosper SMP: Where griefing is encouraged, just kidding! (Not really)

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: How long has the server been active?

Q: Are new members welcomed?

Q: Are there any major build projects on the server?

Q: What are the rules on the server?

Q: Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?

Updated September 23, 2024

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

Updated September 23, 2024

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Updated September 23, 2024

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Updated September 23, 2024

Pants Party Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Updated September 23, 2024

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

Updated September 23, 2024

FetishCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

Updated September 23, 2024

Perakees Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Soycraft: Where the soybeans battle it out with McMMO skills and Dynmap on Version 1.20.6!

Server Information

FAQ

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Enchantments Applied:	162	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4