PromethiumCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Wisdom

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“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8007

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

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join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1383	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

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So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	272
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mines Excavated:	3422	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyChicksOnly

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Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Items Found:	8673

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HezboSmashCraft

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

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LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2318	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Magic Items Found:	7992
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Potions Brewed:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchantments Applied:	275	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2