Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

LeashCraft: No More Baby Leashes!

baby, baby leashes, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child freedom, child independence, Child Psychology, child restraint, child restraints, child safety, child safety devices, child safety measures, child safety precautions, child supervision, controversial parenting, LeashCraft, leashes, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, public opinion, social norms

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Villages Defended:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being leashed like a baby in public? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam free like a wild child! No more restrictions, just pure unadulterated freedom to explore, build, and conquer!

Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make new friends along the way. Who needs a baby leash when you have the whole Minecraft world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to the days of being tethered like a toddler and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join our server now and let your inner child run wild!

NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol control, alcohol distribution, alcohol embargo, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol regulations, alcohol removal, alcohol restrictions, alcohol sales, alcohol trade, Allowed, booze, Canadian alcohol, government directive, liquor store, North American alcohol, Nova Scotia Liquor Corporation, NovaCraft, Server, store shelves, TUESDAY, U.S. alcohol

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!

that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!

why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

RedStateLiquorBanCraft

alcohol, B.C, Ban, Canada, countermeasures, Economy, Exports, Government, Imports, international relations, North America, Political, PREMIER, red-state liquor, RedStateLiquorBanCraft, restrictions, RETALIATION, trade agreements, trade war, U.S. tariffs, united states

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, fam. we got all the craziest shizz goin’ down, like, for real. our admin is, like, a wizard or somethin’, always pullin’ off these sick events and buildin’ the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.

seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Canopy

16+, armor stands, campground, CANOPY, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Farms, hard mode, Invisible item frames, land protecting, mobhead drops, new hats, new map, Paper, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, Teleport, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Server Name	CanopyMC
Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like, Vanilla
Server Version	1.21.0
Server Mode	Hard Mode Survival

Overview:

We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation. We host fun events each week and offer a soft border, semi-vanilla experience, dynamic map, new hats, datapacks, and more for our players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us by connecting to the server IP: canopymc.net or by joining our Discord server at https://canopymc.net/discord

Q: What is the average age of players on the server?

A: The average player age is early to mid-20’s.

Q: What plugins do you have on the server?

A: We only have plugins for moderation purposes and to enhance the vanilla experience. We do not have plugins that alter vanilla mechanics or provide teleportation abilities.

Q: What type of events do you host?

A: We typically host fun events each week for our players to enjoy and participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the soft border?

A: Yes, you can explore beyond the soft border, but keep in mind that everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there community builds on the server?

A: Yes, we have community builds including a shopping mall, campground, farms, and more for players to collaborate on.

Q: What is included in the datapacks on the server?

A: Our datapacks include features such as Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I view everyone’s builds in real time?

A: You can view the dynamic map of the server at https://canopymc.net/map

Day of Retarded Country 1.21.1

1.21.1, Country, Day, retarded

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Buildings Constructed:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crops Grown:	9160	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the madness of this messed up world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like the chaos in your country! It’s a total shitshow, but in a fun way, you know? Plus, our players are as crazy as the politicians in your government, so you’ll fit right in! Join us and let’s push some virtual shit together, bro!

Gifts & Giggles Minecraft Server

avoidance, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional connection, emotional manipulation, emotional turmoil, ghosting, gift giving, Gifts, giggles, hookup, letting go, Minecraft, mixed signals, moving on, one sided relationship, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationships, Self Respect, Server, Trauma

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Just like the intense relationship in this story, our server will have you feeling all the feels. From deep emotional connections to sudden betrayals, you’ll never know what to expect next.

And just like the protagonist in this tale, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you give in to the drama or rise above it like a true blocky hero?

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

DebtFreeCraft

budgeting, DEBT, DebtFreeCraft, family, family dynamics, Family Support, financial advisor, financial freedom, financial habits, financial help, financial responsibility, financial struggle, gambling problem, Guilt, paycheck to paycheck, personal finance, selfish, sibling, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial freedom and not bailing out your brother’s gambling debts! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and crazy adventures.

Reasons to join: – No obligation to help family members with their financial woes – Budgeting and financial advice available in-game – Build your dream virtual world without worrying about real-life debt

Join us now and escape the drama of family financial disputes! Who needs real money problems when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll!

TouchyMen Minecraft SMP

Affection, back rubs, Bonding, Communication, Cuddling, DATING, emotional connection, hand holding, holding hands, Hugging, Intimacy, Kissing, long-term relationships, love language, massages, Men, Minecraft, physical touch, relationships, romance, smp, TouchyMen, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Enchantments Applied:	179
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading cards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy wished for a million chickens and now his house is covered in feathers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, maybe stay away).

MineCraftLoveCraft

Commitment, compatibility, Connection, deep connection, destiny, forever.., Happiness, intuition, Life Partner, long term, love, Marriage, MineCraftLoveCraft, Partnership, relationships, Significant Other, signs, soulmate, special bond, true love, Trust

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Are you tired of endlessly searching for “the one” in Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate matchmaker!

Join us and you’ll know you’ve found “the one” when you stumble upon a rare enchanted diamond pickaxe that whispers sweet nothings to you as you mine. Or maybe it’s when you come across a village of friendly villagers who all want to be your best friend and shower you with gifts.

But the real sign that you’ve found “the one” on our server is when you meet a mysterious player who turns out to be a secret Minecraft mastermind, guiding you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and friendship.

So why waste time on other servers when you can find true love and adventure on ours? Join now and let the quest for “the one” begin!

Who will go to the DS of the OP server minecraft

Anarchy, Aternos, Ban, banner, Clans, classic, description, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Existence, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, idea.., image, Lazy, Minecraft, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Wipes, op, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, rules, Russian, Server, server based, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, world, Years

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8867

The minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world is never dropped, PVP, the absence of any rules. You cannot ban you for any reason.

At the same time, imagine, over many years of existence on the server, there has never been a wip.

162.19.20.147:2006

Avalon

armor, avalon, cleric, Crafting, custom skills, Evil, guardian, Kingdom, Loot drops, Mage, magic spells, marksman, Minecraft, paladin, Questing, Rogue, secret, smp, Summoner, Towny, warrior, weapons

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Avalon Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Trailer	Watch Here
Tiktok	Check Out Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil and conquer the Great Evil. Avalon is an mmoRPG with elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Experience over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Features

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Server Rules

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Avalon?	Avalon is an mmoRPG Minecraft server with elements from various RPG games.
How many classes can you choose from?	You can choose from 7 different classes to become the ultimate Guardian.

Dreamscape Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Assess, Bear in mind, chew on, CONSIDER, Contemplate, Deliberate, dreamscape, evaluate, examine, Give thought to, Keep in mind, Mull over, Ponder, Realm, REFLECT, Reflect on, review, Ruminate, Take into account, Take under advisement, think about, weigh

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Potions Brewed:	95	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a digital world where you can build whatever the heck you want? Well, then you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a magical wonderland where your wildest dreams come true.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!

ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	294980
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	4020	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	152387
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!