PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

anger, bereavement, car towed, Communication, Conflict, family, flatmate, Friends, INCONVENIENCE, lack of care, Minecraft, Neighbour, parking issue, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spare keys, SUV, tough decision, tough time, towing, Towly, work

Are you tired of inconsiderate flatmates who block the entrance/exit of your building’s car park with their massive SUVs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelThiefParentSnitch

Awareness, bullying, Challenges, Communication, compassion, consequences, Empathy, friendship, Honesty, intervention, judgement, kleptomaniac, mental health, parenting, PixelThiefParentSnitch, RESPONSIBILITY, social life, stigma, Support, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those with sticky fingers! Join us if you want a unique challenge – can you survive in a world where everyone is a kleptomaniac? Test your skills at pickpocketing and see if you can out-steal your fellow players!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good heist and enjoy the thrill of the steal. Who needs diamonds when you can snatch them from someone else’s inventory? Plus, we have a special “Return Stolen Goods” feature, where you can give back items you accidentally took from other players. It’s like a virtual Robin Hood experience!

Join now and be part of a community where thievery is not only accepted, but encouraged. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might swipe your enchanted sword when you’re not looking!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Emeralds Found:	1589	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PetTalkCraft

Animals, Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Conversations, Curiosity, dialogue, Empathy, Insights, intuition, Mysteries, Pets, PetTalkCraft, questions, relationships, revelations, Secrets, telepathy, Understanding

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll finally have the chance to ask your pet that burning question you’ve always wanted to know the answer to! Our server is equipped with a special pet communication plugin that allows you to have full-on conversations with your furry friends. Imagine the possibilities – finding out your cat’s secret life as a ninja, discovering your dog’s thoughts on world domination, or even hearing your goldfish’s opinions on the latest fish tank decor trends. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to truly understand your pets on a whole new level. Join now and start chatting with your animal companions like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotCraft – Big Bucks Server

big, big bucks, Bucks, career, career advancement, chance, Company, Competition, dream job, employment, Financial Stability, getting hired, high paying job, hitting the jackpot, JackpotCraft, job hunting, job market, Job Search, LUCK, opportunity, Possibility, salary, Server, success

Yo, u ever wanted to make more money than u could ever imagine? well, forget about gettin a job cuz on this server, u can make bank just by playin Minecraft!

We got diamonds rainin from the sky, literally. U just stand there and diamonds start fallin on u like confetti at a party.

Not only that, but we got pigs that can fly. Yeah, u heard me right. Pigs. Flyin. Through the air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

And if that ain’t enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. Yup, u can eat cake for days and never run out. It’s like a dream come true.

So come on down to our server and start makin that sweet, sweet cash. Who needs a job when u got all this craziness goin on?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Electric Stitch Heal Speed

advanced healing techniques, biodegradable materials, biodegradable polymers, bioelectricity, biomedical engineering, cells, Electric, electrical stitches, electricity generation, Friction, hasten healing, heal, healing, innovative stitches, magnesium, medical advancements, medical technology, muscle movement, muscle stimulation, muscle-powered healing, SPEED, Stitch, sustainable healthcare, tissue regeneration

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got magical electrical stitches dat make u heal faster when u move ur body in da game. our special threads made from biodegradable stuff and magnesium, and when u run around or jump in da game, it makes electricity dat helps ur cells heal faster. it’s like havin a healer on speed dial, but in minecraft form. so come join us and get ur super speedy healing on, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!

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<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/14w21b/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Badlands Goblins
Server IP	play.badlandsgoblins.com
Server Type	PvP, Survival

About the Server:

Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address.
What type of gameplay is available?	The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay.
Are there any rules to follow?	Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

7.1 release, Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU, FemHroth, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, haruhi movie, inu oh, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Mullholand Drive, NA, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Seraph, Server, Shared FATE farming, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Yanxia, zurvan

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a chocobo on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is like a Moogle Treasure Trove filled with epic loot and shenanigans! Join us for our Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, where we reveal all the crazy updates coming your way.

But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

#workout, Adult, creative writing, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, Exercise, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, FITNESS, Gym Edition, Minecraft, NSFW, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay adventure, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DadIssues Minecraft Server

advice, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DadIssues, emotions, family, father daughter, forgiveness, Honesty, love, Minecraft, perspective, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6609	Buildings Constructed:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

achievement, celebrating achievements, Communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, GitGudDaughter, MineCraftMama, motivation, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Setting goals, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage development, teenage emotions, teenage rebellion, tough love

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	2117	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MayoRage Minecraft Server

anger, beheading, brutality, city mayor, Community, Corruption, crime, disgust, Government, Justice, law enforcement, MayoRage, mexico, Minecraft, mourning, Outrage, political violence, public outcry, Public Safety, Server, social unrest, Tragedy, violence

LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

arab world, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, offensive, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, security council, united nations, violence

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Post Nut Realization Server

#revelation, Afterglow, awakening, deep thoughts, emotional release, enlightenment, epiphany, Insight, introspection, mental clarity, moment of clarity, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-realization, Server, sexual satisfaction, Understanding

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

Aging population, balance, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, community gardens, dementia, Elderly, elderly care, garden, gardening, gurus, health benefits, horticulture therapy, mental health, outdoor activity, physical activity, quality of life, Seniors, Social, Social Interaction, Speedy, spuds, Therapeutic, walking speed, wellbeing

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	118950	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1