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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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