Prison Protection Agency: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual courtroom filled with scandal and intrigue! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret agreements, hush money payments, and scandalous conversations between players. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have juicy gossip and political drama? Hurry up and join our server now before the truth gets buried deeper than a mineshaft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

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Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3586	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7256	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	9221	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	143
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

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Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Towns Built:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!