Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
Magical Moments Shared: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server
    Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyPutin2021

    CraftyPutin2021
    so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Alien Abductions: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3644
    Zombie Dances: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

    Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

    So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Animals Bred: 192
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DogHouseMC

    DogHouseMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

    Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

    Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

    Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

    DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition
    Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

    PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun
    so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 257
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

    Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Remember This Minecraft SMP

    Remember This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SisCraft2021

    SisCraft2021
    Are you tired of drama in your own house? Looking for a place where you can build and explore without the added stress of unwanted guests? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where you don’t have to deal with your sister’s boyfriend who refuses to compromise or respect boundaries. Build your dream castle without the worry of someone almost putting their hands on you.

    We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Say goodbye to unwanted house guests and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • GenderSwapGamer Minecraft SMP

    GenderSwapGamer Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up as a member of the opposite sex? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday! You never know what kind of wacky transformations or gender-bending antics you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon quakes in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow their fluffy rule? The choice is yours!

    And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their trusty pigs and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of bacon. It’s a squealing good time!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies
    Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in gaming history – the existence of diamond-encrusted creepers! These rare and elusive creatures roam the land, dropping stacks of diamonds when defeated. But be warned, they are protected by an army of evil chickens with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to conquer this challenge and claim the ultimate prize. Are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become a diamond-encrusted creeper slayer? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Zombie Dances: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TortureCraft: UNwarnedPOWs

    TortureCraft: UNwarnedPOWs
    so like, u know how minecraft servers can be boring and stuff? well not this one, bro. we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening on our server that u won’t find anywhere else.

    first of all, we got pigs that can fly. yeah, u heard me right. pigs. that. can. fly. so if u ever wanted to ride a flying pig and be the coolest kid on the server, this is the place for u.

    also, we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, cuz there are also creepers down there waiting to blow u up. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, we got ghosts and zombies roaming around, making things extra spooky. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

    so if u want a minecraft server that’s unlike anything u’ve ever seen before, come join us. but be warned, once u start playing, u may never want to leave.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Ores Mined: 2988
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Towns Built: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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