Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Mines Excavated: 3587
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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